Hello, Operator?

Right on schedule, as on every Friday, early in the morning, she called. "Good morning, would you be kind enough to give me two telephone numbers?" She always asks for two numbers. It can be a hardware store, a dry cleaners; today it was two Enterprise-Rent-a-car offices, both in Eastern Suffolk, one in Riverhead, the other in Southampton. After I gave her the numbers, as ususal, she said "thank you dear. Have a nice day." Makes getting a Master's degree in Library and Information Science seem worthwhile.